I consistently forget these tricks. Now I have a visual. Thanks, Internet.
I wish I’d known this in undergrad.
Sending this to my coworkers on Monday.
If you are looking for a book to read dear lord please go run to the nearest source of books and get ‘aristotle and dante discover the secrets of the universe’ by benjamin alire saenz. you will not regret it. every couple of pages there is a line that just punches you in the face and demands you to sit back and think. the story flows well, the characters are just fantastic and just all the awards to this story please.
I said “have a nice day!” to this old dude and apparently that’s not fucking good enough because he retrieved his wallet and from like a stack of 30 of these things pulled one out and gave it to me and said something like “I hope you reconsider your choices next time”
This is the most self entitled shit i’ve seen all day
what the fUCK
w o w
Yeah for anyone who doesn’t work retail, people really are this fucking entitled and condescending.
So I was at my friends house and she opens her freezer and This WAS THERE. AND I WAS DYING AND SHE LOOKS AT ME AND GOES “ah yes, this is Henry, the freezer skull” and I can’t…
ay yo got any freezy pops in dis bitch
First ya’ll wanna fuck an evil clock then ya’ll wanna fuck the evil animatronics now ya’ll wanna fuck an evil triangle this is why abstinence education doesn’t work
Anonymous said: u should totally draw some poc!hermione bein cute man. like readin in her books or tryin 2 tame her wild hair or having to put up with ron and harry.
hermione bein cute and multitasking while she gets dressed or s/t woo
This is the most accurate thing I’ve ever seen in my ENTIRE LIFE
this is actually really cute
BACK FOOT OPEN
RUB RUB 7 DAYS
people who interrupt me when i speak
FAKE Potential Homestuck ending #525: ALPHA KIDS X4 TAKEDOWN COMBO.
What a formidable crew you have there, captain.